shop bitz but i forgot what number

talking to ed wynne last week he asked me what was going on over easter, i told him there was a pole only match at viaduct on good friday, he asked whens that then, thursday week says me , ok says ed ,i will let you , then he realises what he said ,oops to late, old age dont come alone, as i am beginning to find out lol.
next andy "the stig"gay was telling me about the bitterwell match on monday, in which he had done quite well in coming third, and it was a close match and one more fish may have won it for him, his dad turned up about 10 minutes from the end just in time to see andy cast out for what was the last cast of the match, after casting out he settles back and prays for one more bite, but never had a touch, the all out arrives and he starts to wind in only then does he realise he has caught the tree above his head on the cast ,and as its a running method the feeder has landed as close to the required spot as is possible for andy shame his hook was still up the tree and no one was more supprised than andy when he wound the line in and it went past him up into the tree. classic you just couldnt invent it, perhaps he should have gone to specsavers.
and poor old tim clark has had it tough this week he had to go into hospital for an op on his ear as he had a nasty infection in the inner ear, i,m not saying his ear sticks out now but he can actually see it out of the corner of his eye, and to make matters worse they virtually had to take the ear right off to do the job , shame the surgeon didnt use his level when he stitched it back on as he now has one ear lower than the other, he looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.
spare a thought for niel mercer who is finding things a bit tough of late, he may be bristol,s youngest millionaire but the birth of his first child has stretched him slightly, so to help things he felt the need to cancel his sky hd package , our hearts are bleeding matey lmfaro